My new show opens tonight!

The Boofont Sisters present the Los Angeles premiere of THE LIZA AND LORNA SHOW,
Starring THE BOOFONT SISTERS. THE LIZA AND LORNA SHOW
will open on Friday, January 27 and run for five weeks
through Saturday, February 25 at Celebration Theatre,
7051B Santa Monica Blvd in Hollywood, across from
Target! Tickets $20. Buy tickets online at
WWW.PLAYS411.COM/LIZA

type in code 205 for $5 off!!!!

The Boofont Sisters are re-inventing themselves to
play Liza, the wildly successful daughter, and Lorna,
the equally talented but unrecognized daughter, in
their first live performance together in over ten
years. In true Boofont fashion, Ruby and Vicky
portray Liza and Lorna coming to terms with their
demons and addictions while finding the true meaning
of sisterhood. Don't miss out!



"Everything about the comes Super-sized" - Chicago Sun
Times

"Powerhouse vocalizing and campy improvised comedy" -
Critic's Choice Chicago Reader

"If fame was determined by the size of one's 'do,' the
Boofont Sisters would be international superstars" -
Flavor Pill LA

private 7th grade poem

private 7th grade poem


not fair
the brown eyes staring into my soul
then comes the blow
not what i was expecting
how can this be?

life is short for some
long for others
for me it seems like i have 2 lives
going on at the same time
which life is better?

i should be sad for them
but i am only sad for me
so selfish
yet willing to give so much

is it time to say goodbye?
or will i keep going
over and over
same guy, different hair
except this one was different

dragstrip

i had a fabulous time performing last night at dragstrip66! i shared the stage with one of the most beautiful drag queens, and nicest - VARLA JEAN MERMAN. a legend. and i danced with one of the contestants of project runway, my favorite - nick! he was really sweet. 4 am, drunk and looking fabulous!

it's raining men!

i don't know why, but the gays are out and they are asking me out. 4 in one week. what's that about? i only went out with one, the doctor who messed me up this past summer. what can i say? he was amazing. then there was the offer yesterday from a stranger. who asks out a stranger? he asked me to go see this new movie MR.LEATHER with him, and guess what? he was old! no! i am not in that category yet! what the *%&#^@!!! i guess just like fat guys need love, so do old ones. i am just a firm believer in leagues. he was in my league, i suppose, but just off by 30 years. i shouldn't complain. it's always feast or famine with me. i just have to remember Vday is around the corner.

where is your name tag?

i work part time at a video store. it's one of the best jobs i have ever had, along with working at a library when i was in college. i have been at the video store for 2 years. i love it. i get to wear whatever i want, and most of the customers are regulars and very cool. i have met 2 of my best friends from LA there. so today i get a call from the main video office, and they tell me that starting today it is manditory for everyone to wear a name tag. we never wear our name tags...ever. but rules are rules, so i put mine on. i think my name tag needs some flare, or perhaps some glitter.