it's raining men!

i don't know why, but the gays are out and they are asking me out. 4 in one week. what's that about? i only went out with one, the doctor who messed me up this past summer. what can i say? he was amazing. then there was the offer yesterday from a stranger. who asks out a stranger? he asked me to go see this new movie MR.LEATHER with him, and guess what? he was old! no! i am not in that category yet! what the *%&#^@!!! i guess just like fat guys need love, so do old ones. i am just a firm believer in leagues. he was in my league, i suppose, but just off by 30 years. i shouldn't complain. it's always feast or famine with me. i just have to remember Vday is around the corner.