you know your party is a hit when.....

1. you go thru 3 bags of ice
2. you run out of all mixers, and have to use the backup Alize' from the trunk of your car
3. your nieghbor calls the landlord
4. porn stars show up
5. you start answering the door for the first hour, then give up and just drink
6. your roommate has many "admirer's" who all show up at once
7. your niegbor sends you at text saying he's calling the cops
8. friends start taking pictures for their myspace profile
9. all the food runs out, including the bad costco dip
10. porn stars get naked in your bedroom
11. you go downstairs and start a fight with your neighbor with a giant martini in hand
12. one of your roommates just goes missing
13. your puppy licks up spilled alcohol and then vomits on the carpet
14. your roommates friends give you dirty looks for having porn stars at your party
15. you tell your nieghbor that it's christmas time, and people have parties and you apologize for him being a jew and not understanding
16. some guy visiting from new york, who you don't know, asks where the drugs are and everyone laughs
17. you get a "naked girls holding guns" calendar from the gift exchange
18. you go to bed at 4 am and have to be up at 8am
19. you wake up and find random people sleeping in your living room
20. you get an 8 paragraph email from your neighbor the next day demanding an apology